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Name: shawn
Location: Fargo, North Dakota, United States
Birthday: 9/16/1986
Gender: Male


Interests: Well i like long walks on the beach with fat black chicks. i like to work but only cuz i work with some cuties. i love football and I am definately the biggest drunk that i know.
Expertise: i can mix really good drinks. i do all my own stunts. i dont care who u are but i could prolly kill you with a toothpick some icecubes and an umbrella. i could also make a tractor out of the same things. and i love lamp
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Entertainment


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AIM: ganomeebandit1


Member Since: 10/14/2004

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Monday, April 24, 2006

Bill of Rights

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

 

Oh man!!!! The government may take a lot of our rights away but not this one.  or the other 26.   So pat I bet you've read this by now havent you.  My first reaction would be  God I wanna shut this site down because it has too much incriminating evidence against me.  oooo but you can't.  And maybe that wasn't my last xanga.  maybe I should go on here and tell everyone everything that I know about you.  Shit I think I'll go to the courthouse and get your whole criminal record and anything else they have on you.  Lets let the world know about it huh.  You would be suprised  by how many people that have already read this.  well I hope you have a nice day in saganaw minnesota.  oh yea I have a tracker on this site that tells me everytime you look at trhis and everywhere you are.  I can even get the exact location of where you are at.  freaky huh.  To all of you who have no idea what this is let me fill you in.  About 15 years ago my dad raped my mom when I was there.  well somehow he got out of it and i still know the truth.  FYI His name is pat halvorson and he live on lancaster drive and drives a red corvette.  He also tans at maytag but He's prolly  just looking for another victim.  Obviously I'm doin this outa spite but hey sometimes you gotta help karma out a lil right??  sooo soon I will post all of the public info from cass and clay county for everyone to see how much a piece of shit my dad is thank you!!!!!!!!


Saturday, April 22, 2006

To the dad I've never Had!!!

When have you been there?? Actions speak louder than words!!!  you wanted to make everything better.  you wanted to make up for all your wrongs in the past. everything I know was taught to me by  Micheal Dean Bauer and no one else.  You may be a substitute but you've never bee man enough to  be related to me.  I had to learn how to cook on my own at 7 years old.  I've been alone since I was seven.  you just donated sperm.  You beat my mom like a ragdoll and you had enough in you to lie.  you  raped her in my presence.  you told me that it never happened even though I know better. I WAS THERE drink, so something must be wrong.  if you say It didn't happen I must be lying.  well let me lay it out to you.  You're not my dad.  he's dead.  you're a sperm donor.  you can never make up for how he taught me.  I'm too goo to be a halvorson because I have values.  yopu need help.  but here it goes.  If you lay one more hand on my step-mom you WILL REGRET IT HARD.  I'm not into domestic abuse and I will hurt you like you hurt everyone else.  I know you read trhis.  this goes out to you.  onne thing I will tell you though is that we will see each other again and that will happen when you lay another hand on roganne.  I promise.  so you better think about some shit.  to anyone else this is my lasty xanga I have a myspace comment back to get the info


Tuesday, March 28, 2006

hey no wait salutations.  or maybe konichiwa.  to whom it may concern.  I am a pimp.  so i escaped a false information charge that i got on new years with just a fifty dollar fine.  It was crazy it was like a freak show in th courtroom.  steve modinger walks like he was raped by fifty apes and then there is this johnson guy who has a claw and then on his other hand he has a crazy crab pincher lookin thingy.  I felt kinda normal although i shoulda brought my brother who was born with 3 thumbs and thats no lie.well yea now i just have one more charge and my ass is fine.  I looked into some tickets to miami today to see a dear old friend from vietnam.  well i think i will fly by airplane cuz they have the best rates suprisingly.  but i have nothing else really to say.  I'm gonna hang out with that slut zach.  he's a dirty butt slut because he touched my pee pee one day.  even thought i might have liked it he has no respect lol jk   bye bye love


Saturday, March 25, 2006

ohh ohhh ohhh whats up bitches and hoes.  been awhile huh.  Well i scored two new jobs.  I am the late night phone operator at pizza patrol.   and I just got a job a checker auto.  gonna be blingin.  soooo yea I havent drank since last saturday.  I think Im on a dry spell or something.  I miss zach and all those guyz but one day we shall get chinky eyed drunk faced.  maybe next week.  there is a chick that i work with that I wouldnt mind engaging in intercourse with.  oh yea and cormax is going wonderful.  I work out 7 days a week not.  I think I'm getting good results.  at least i feel stronger but ya never know.  I'm almost done with all this court shit and so far i havent been screwed that bad.  well gotsta go to work so keep it sleezy nuggas


Thursday, March 16, 2006

Zach just tried to grab my cock!!!!!!!!!!  He's prolly gonna deny this one



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